HOW TO HANDLE GIRLS

She said... (Matud pa sa chix)

1. Kamong mga laki, kung mo tan-aw gani ang mga babae sa inyo, ayaw pod pag feeling2x nga naka angay mi nu? Maka turn off na sha...

To all the boys, if you catch a girl watching you, don't over-think it. It doesn't mean she likes you. It can turn you off..

2. Kung mag ask gani mo date, ayaw kayu mo ngisi nga mura nag maniac tan-awon kay mahadlok pod baya mi...

If you'll ask a girl for a date, don't smile too much like a maniac looking. You might be scaring that girl.

3. Kung mo sabay gani mo sa amo, pagsinina pod mog tarong dili nang murag tambay... para mo samot mig ka in lab ninyo bah.. pamulbos gamay, pangkolon gamay... panudlay gamay...

If you'll walk with a girl, dress properly and not just for the sake of wearing something to cover your body. This is to impress the girl more. Apply some face powder, spray a little perfume then comb your hair.

4. Kung manguyab na gani mo, ayaw ug sulti nga "pwede ko manguyab nimo? Or naa koy chance?" Kay kung tubagon namo na, mura nag gisugot mo namo...

If you are going to court a girl, don't ask like "Can I court you?" or "Do I have a chance?". Because if we're going to say yes, then it's just the same as we want to be your girl already.

5. Kung sugton na gani mo namo, taronga pod mi oi... dili kay biyaan na lang, usahay himuon pang sulugoon... maid inyong gipangita?

If a girl accept your proposed love, handle us with care. Don't leave us any time that you wanted. Sometimes you'll just ask anything from us, to do this, to do that. Are you looking for a girlfriend or a maid instead?

6. Do not forget to remind us that you love us...Para kiligon sad mi panagsa.. hehehe

Do not forget to reminds us that you love us. This is for us to feel excitement. hehehehe

7. Ayaw mog pangita ug lain kay wa nay lami!

Don't look for another one because it's not good.

 8. Kung makigbulag na gani mo, ayaw ninyo ingna ang girl nga "you're just nothing to me now, understand!" Hehehe... sakit baya nah...

If you'll going to let go of your girlfriend, don't say that "you're just nothing to me now, understand!". It hurts, you know.

9. Ayaw pud ninyo hulata nga kami mouna ug pansin ninyo if ever magkita ta somewhere hah...

If we will meet somewhere else, don't expect us to approach you first. 

Mao ra to.. walay masuko.. pildi ang maglagot.. hehehe

That's all. Don't be mad...Those who will get mad are loosers....heheheh